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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

B*TCHASSNESS IS ALIVE AND WELL...

So, I have to interrupt my regularly scheduled programming 'cuz folks want to act a fucking fool. So, my musings on the economy will have to come another day, my thoughts on the parameters set on the presidential debates must be delayed -- why you might ask??? Well, Bellini just had an encounter with a BITCH and her ASSNESS do tell Bellini, do tell...yes, I must oblige you!

So, after an eventful day of a workshop, business lunch, and other typical work-related events... I'm driving home. Now, in my neighborhood (across from a park) where the little league teams are in full effect, spectators tend to park on my street. That's cool, but what ain't cool is when a fuckin' fool initiated to park and then chose otherwise, u-turns and situates her car diagonally--thereby splitting the road in half... and utters "Move BITCH."

Bellini's got your bitch.

So, I tell the stupid heffa "BACK UP." She retorts that I should. Well, I put the cark in PARK. And parked, I did. She mumbles, I ain't scare of you. silence is muthafuckin' golden I decide to take the time to decompress and follow-up on messages I had received during the day... "You ain't got to call nobody," she quips. Little does the bitch know, I'm a grown fuckin' woman and I don't feel the need to respond to anything she has to say. Upon, the dumb bitch realizin' that I wasn't going to move... she decides to pull off. Not before I give her ass the finger.

Folks, I'm really not petty, but Lawd pity this fool--'cuz Bellini ain't the one. Don't fret folks, everything is cool, 'cuz I'm here typing this just for you. I just hate to inform you. . .
B*TCHASSNESS IS ALIVE AND WELL...damn

And to think Puff was actually on to something.

cheers,

Bellini

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

folk are mean and nasty stuoid and crazy with very lil provocation.

I can't endorse anything associated with cream "Puff" tho.

IntrospectiveGoddess said...

Yes Bitchassness is very much alive and kicking!! She probably pulled off cuz she thought you had called someone up there.....

*sigh* If it was me I probably would have got out the car as soon as I heard the word Bitch....

Bellini said...

@ anonymous: yes, folks can be mean & nasty-- however that doesn't bother me except when they whip it my way. As for "Puff", i have this love/hate relationship with him. At times just too damn over the top, and yet he's the Berry Gordon of our generation so I'm in awe of that at times, too.

@ goddess:and you know when Bitch rolled off her tounge so carefree, i felt pity for the fool 'cuz clearly it's a staple in her vocabularly. She pulled off when she realized i would outchump her on any given day. Like i said i was on my street and i always feel comfortable at home, so given the fact i was 300 feet away from my house-- i was stone cold chillin'! Ain't nothin' to lose but time, so i aint' mind one bit.

Anonymous said...

ya'll need to check the track record of BAD Boy artists...and how Puff has "taken care of them"
LMAO..Barry Gordy LMAO, sorry but dude is a an opportunist in the worst sense of that word, self serving etc.. and a womanizing beard having suspect LOL.......