Real quick, I had a conversation yesterday about adult activities that are frowned upon. Here were the top answers:
1. Sex on the first date.
2. Sleeping with someone your friend also slept with.
3. Daily masturbation.
4. Sex in hidden public places.
5. Skinny dipping over the age of 30.
There seemed to be a general consensus among folks that these circumstances were the most exhilarating frown upon adult activites. And here I was coming up with things like, eating two slices of chocolate cake when on a diet. LOL! (chuckle) Maybe it was the Pomegranate tequila talking. Who knows?
Much luv until next week... peace :)
Dear God, I'm trying hard to reach you
Dear God, I see your face in all I do
Sometimes, it's so hard to believe it...
But God, I know you have your reasons
(Uh huh)
They said he's busy hold the line please
Call me crazy, I thought maybe he could mind read
Who does the blind lead?
Show me a sign please
If everything is made in China, are we Chinese?
And why do haters separate us like we siamese?
Technology turning the planet into zombies
Everybody all in everybody's dirty laundry
Acid rain, earthquakes, hurricane, tsunamis
Terrorist, crime sprees, assaults, and robberies
Cops yellin' stop, freeze
Shoot him before he try to leave
Air quality so foul, I gotta try to breath
Endangered species
And we runnin' out of trees
If I could hold the world in the palm of these
Hands, I would probably do away with these anomalies
Everybody checkin' for the new award nominee
Wars and atrocities
Look at all the poverty
Ignoring the prophecies
More beef than broccoli
Corporate monopoly
Weak world economy
Stock market topplin'
Mad marijuana oxycotton and klonopin
Everybody out of it?
Well I've been thinkin' about
And I've been breakin' it down
Without an answer
I know I'm thinking out loud
But if you're lost and around
Why do we suffer?
Why do we suffer?
(Uh huh)
Yeah... It's still me, one of your biggest fans
I get off work
Right back to work again
I probably need to go ahead and have my head exam
Look at how they got me on the Def Jam payment plan
Well, I'm in the world of entertainment and
Trying to keep a singing man sane for the paying fans
If I don't make it through the night, slight change of plans
Harp strings, angel wings, and praying hands
Lord, forgive me for my shortcomings
For going on tour and ignoring the court summons
All I'm trying to do is live life to the fullest
They sent my daddy to you in a barrage of bullets
Why is the world ugly when you made it in your image?
And why is livin' life such a fight to the finish?
For this high percentage
When the sky's the limit
A second is a minute, every hour's infinite
Dear God, I'm trying hard to reach you
Dear God, I see your face in all I do
Sometimes, it's so hard to believe it..
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3 comments:
HA @ 2 pieces of chocolate cake! Who were the people you were talking to? Were they stuck in a 1950s time warp? I mean except for #2, none of those things really e/affect someone else. If I need to masturbate every morning to help me get through the day - then so be it! Frown all you want! You can't stop my shine or my hand or vibrator. Ok this is becoming TMI. Lol.
Rum Punch I cosign....
If I had my way I would wake up everyday to some nice warm pu#$y. But I's married now and the days of waking up to some good sloppy top or my girlfriend/now wife riding my early morning bone has long been past. So in order to keep my vows in tact, if I feel the need to sneak and look at some porn and pleasure myself 2 or 3 times a day until she is in the mood, who am I hurting? lol Besides, I ain't got nothing to lose but a little cum.....
Oh and those lyrics by the Roots are what's up. I think I am going to add a side bar to my joint and post it there.
@ RP -
re: #2...if your friend is okay with it, then it's all GRAVY! once upon a time, i asked a friend if it was "okay" and she didn't care--she was done with him, so it didn't make her (or me) no nevermind. it's not like it was her husband, ex-husband or former serious boyfriend--those people are OFF LIMITS to me and my crew.
thurr aint nothin to frown upon with any of the items on this list (with the exception of #2--ya gotta git the thumbs up from yo friend first so there won't be any bad blood)...but that just me!
@ DR -
you had me in TEARS! you ain't hurting nobody! hahahaha
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