ladies, you ever meet a guy and the next thought that crosses your mind is what ya'll's babies will look like? no. ok guess that's just me. i have this thing where my relationship speedometer goes from 0 to 100 in 60 seconds. lit-trally! i think about what kinda father he would make, how good (or horribly sweaty) he'd be in bed, what he'll look like when he turns 72, all within a very short time of meeting the man. and as in the case of kirk, youngin and a whole bunch of other nigs, they usually don't last till they next birthday, let alone 72.
then i have to systematically throw out all the
but, good people of the 5spot, how do i stop doing it?
i tried telling myself to have no expectations. i'm unimpressed. underwhelmed. i'm just shaking your hand mr. man and saying hi. that didn't work. at all.
see i am an optimist. i see the glass as full and overflowing with the goodness of life in abundance. when i apply for a job, i don't worry about whether i will get an interview, i contemplate whether i will accept or reject an offer. and so it is with the men i meet. but it's not like step 3 is getting on one knee and propose. it's all in my mind. so it's all good. right?
and hey some very famous guys seem to suffer from the same affliction. exhibit A: ted mosby. dude says i love you on the first date and thinks that every girl just might be the one. ok, ok, he's fictional but all characters are based in truth. what about jay-z? he wrote a whole song about it. artists always speak the truth. it's the reeeallllll hip-hop!
or is it? what say ya'll?